The Goods

Who Am I, What’s My Line, And Where Are My Pants? Is a game I created to work on my voice acting and improv skills. I made some TikTok videos and now I’m basically famous for it and eager to attain a role as a dice influencer. (Note to dice sponsors - my favorite colors are lime green and lilac purple)

You’ll need a few things:

-The list of modifiers

-The lines, preferably printed out and cut into strips

-A 20-sided dice (or a random number generator app, but it’s not as fun as rolling a dice, that’s just facts.)

-Also, Google informs me that apparently the word “dice” is now acceptable as a singular AND a plural form and is less creepy than repeatedly writing “die.” So I’m going with the term “dice” as a singular entity - you only need one but if you have several, hey, get fancy and use a different color for each column. Whatever floats your boat.

Oh, right.

Yes, fine, here you go -

-Roll the dice for your first, second and third modifiers. This gives you your character traits.

-Blindly choose a line.

-Deliver the line trying to put as much of the 3 modifiers into your voice as you can. Sometimes the modifiers compliment each other and it’s relatively easy to voice the character, but sometimes the modifiers go together in a way you never anticipated and that’s when it gets especially challenging!

-Feel free to download the modifiers and lines on this site, or you can create you own! Ha! Good luck trying to even come close to the greatness and mastery of the lines I hammered out as quickly as I could because I was excited to actually play the game I had just thought up.

Now and forever.